slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”


thecitys:

ryangaysling:

The 1975 have the type of lyrics you want tattooed on your body

mmmsn fhifh mvoifhi,c like chocolate ngdsb


kids-porn:

valechurritah:

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epiccabinet:

Nice


alchemists:

moment of silence for all my wasted potential


raptorific:

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”



not-all-cannibals:

not-all-cannibals:

BEST PURCHASE IN THE HISTORY OF EVER
*excited umbrella-sword slashing*
*manic laughter*

in recent news I’ve been stopped by multiple security guards


diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him


hundekuche-displosio:

Horsenado by Dahtamnay


mlpfim-fanart:

Trouble by Kajitanii


unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i know that i’m beautiful because my mother would not have kept an ugly child she has standards



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hi im amanda and i live in finland. i like merlin, doctor who, supernatural, harry potter, mlp, adventure time, marvel, disney, dreamworks, anime, vocaloid, bands, and funny stuff & cats too. sometimes i blog in finnish
ϟ jean